Funny Quotes

One should love animals. - They are so tasty .

Save water. - Shower with your girl friend.

Love the neighbour. - Just don't get caught.

Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children

"Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........>