Telegram

TELEGRAM #1A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as :
“Father, your daughter has been successful in BED.”
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TELEGRAM #2
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife :
“I wish you were here.” The message received by wife:
“I wish you were her.”
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TELEGRAM #3
A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:
“Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady.”
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