Know Mr Vajpayee Better!!

Vajpayee,General Musharraf, Aishwarya Rai and Margaret Thatcher are sitting in a train
The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap
The train comes out of the tunnel. Both women and Vajpayee are sitting there looking perplexed
Gen Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap
All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything
Thatcher is thinking:
“These World are all crazy after Aishwarya. Gen Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him”
Aishwarya is thinking:
“Gen Musharraf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped”
General Musharraf is thinking:
“Damn it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss Aishwarya, she must have thought it was me and slapped my face”
Vajpayee is thinking:
“If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap General Musharraf again”
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