Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thingis what you call modern art?Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!************************************************************
Sardar: I haven’t slept all night in the train.Friend: Why?Sardar: Got upper berth.Friend: Why didn’t u exchange?Sardar: Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..
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Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.again had twins & named Max & Climax.Again the same! Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!
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19 SARDARS WENT for A FILM.ON ASKING THEM WHY THEY CAME IN A BIGGROUP OF 19?
THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR PEOPLE ABOVE 18…**************************************************************
A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judgeasked:How’ll U divide, U”VE 3 children?Sardar replied: Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR
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