White Peacock - Simply Beautiful

Newton in Romantic Mood.

Universal law of Love:

" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "

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First law of Love:

" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "

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Second law of Love:

" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "

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Third law of Love:

" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping ."

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Isn't She very Cute????

Humorous Laws

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

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LAW OF TELEPHONE : When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

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LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

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LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

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BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

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LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

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LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

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LAW OF BIOMECHANICS : The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

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THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

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LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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Funny Quotes

One should love animals. - They are so tasty .

Save water. - Shower with your girl friend.

Love the neighbour. - Just don't get caught.

Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children

"Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........>

What you have to say for your WIFE!!!!!

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.

That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

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The great question.... Which I have not been able to answer... Is, "What does a woman want?

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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

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"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

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"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Great Saying by Great People Around the World