Geography of a Woman

From age 18 to 20, a woman is like Africa: wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas.

Between age 21 and 30, a woman is like China: well-developed and open for trade, especially to those with lots of money.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India: sensual, relaxed, in full bloom and aware of her beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France: deliciously mature, but still a pleasant place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Yugoslavia: lost, haunted by past mistakes, with major reconstruction work the only answer.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Russia: vast, with undefined frontiers but with a cold climate that puts off visitors.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia: a glorious past, great conquests, but without a future.

After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan: many know its whereabouts, but no one dares venture there.